Strange
occurrences have been noted in Azeroth, upon
returning from Thunder Bluff members of the
Crusade noted a greater than normal number of
Gnomes outside of the Ironforge gates trying
to get suntans. While the Gnomish people are
well known for their... unorthodox practices,
this warm trend has been noted in other regions
from Duskwood to Alterac Mountains.
Due to the increasing number of reports of global
warming in Azeroth, the Cadian Crusade could
no longer ignore this phenomenon and was forced
to investigate. Inquisitors reported that this
massive heat trend was a direct result of poor
exhaust ventilation from the Molten Core of
Azeroth. Cadia as well as other concerned guilds
along with a representative of Green War Azeroth
- Delturion
Master Druid of the Talon - launched an
investigation into the Molten Core...
...
and were not surprised in the slightest. Elemental
servants of none other than Ragnaros were no
doubt forming diabolical schemes within their
lair of the Molten Core. Despite repeated attempts
to apprehend the Elementals peacefully, deadly
force had to be exerted to bring these fiends
back within tolerable temperatures and charge
them the 25 gold fine for the geothermal disturbance.
Despite
the best efforts of the Elemental lackeys, the
first lieutenant of Ragnaros, Lucifron, was
found. In the name of geothermal stabilization
and meeting the agreement of the Goldshire Accord,
Cadia and allies moved in to apprehend the first
elemental overlord.
To
protect against unpredictible deady steam vents
within Lucifron's lair, resistant goggles of
goblin design were distributed. Sadly, during
the battle against the Elemental, a flaw was
discovered. The goggles... they do nothing!
Once again further testiment to the inferiority
of goblin technology. With this tactical edge
Lucifron was able to avoid capture for another
day. Despite the setback, this fiend will be
brought back to a tolerable temperature!
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